Super duper luper muper coper popper person!

Today we are going to interview a Super Duper Luper Muper Cuper Pooper person!
That person is ...... *Drumroll* some cute guy off the street!

WHATS YOUR NAME????
" Mark Link"
SO MARK DO YOU THINK YOUR COOL?
" Yeah whatever" " Who are you"
YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW MARK.
*Looks for nearest exit*
" Um..... SECURITY!"
THEY ARENT GONNA HELP YOU !
" Why not?"
THEY WORK FOR US, DUH!
" Oh yeah"
SO, MARK ARE YOU SINGLE?
* Runs out the door*
WELL I GUESS THATS IT FOR TODAY SEE US TOMMOROW ON SUPER DU- oH YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!
* these are fake people